Jason Davis, aka Gummi Bear, never had great social prospects to begin with - but now they've gone away entirely, because the only person willing to party with him, Paris Hilton, has told him to get lost.
Gummi, who's been a fixture all summer at Paris's Malibu beach parties, showed up this weekend for another round of lounging in the sun like a dying cetacean, but was informed by Paris's people that he was no longer welcome. The explanation? Gummi has recently been plagued by a staph infection, and Paris didn't want the killer bacteria leaping from his slowly rotting carcass and onto the bodies of her guests, particularly the pregnant ones. An enraged Gummi stormed to the home of a neighbor and began texting Paris, but to no avail.
Life has been hard lately for Gummi - first we learned that his family had cut him and equally repulsive brother Brandon off, then the staph infection, then Paris telling him to stay away from her party. It's almost enough to make you feel sorry for the poor, fat, stupid bastard. Almost.
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