Alleged female Kathy Griffin has bagged herself a dude. Yes, a real-live honest-to-goodness man - not a mannequin or a blow-up doll or a tranny she paid fifty bucks, but a genuine bona fide penis-sporting fella. And no, she did not bang him over the head with something and drag him off - he actually made the first move on her.
Okay, that last thing defies reason - what the hell kind of man would put the moves on Kathy Griffin? The kind who's really rich and weird. No, it's not Donald Trump - it's Steve Wozniak, Apple co-founder and geek messiah.
According to Page 6, Wozniak left a bunch of flowers for Griffin's dogs after one of her "comedy" shows, and Griffin thought this was amusing. So now Steve and Kathy are trying to get their schedules worked out so they can go on a date. Gosh, how romantic that'll be - Steve whisking Griffin away in his private plane, and Kathy doing a striptease in the cockpit, which of course causes Steve to have a stroke and crash the plane...oh, I know it's not funny because Steve was already in a plane crash back in the '80s that caused him to lose his memory. Ha - after Griffin gets done with him, he'll want to lose his memory again. In fact, he'll want his entire identity erased so he can start over with a different life. Seeing that bitch naked would be more traumatic than being given a glimpse of the lowest level of hell.
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