Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Looney On The Loose


It's being reported by numerous outlets, including Perez Hilton, that Britney Spears has fled the United States and taken refuge in Europe. There are conflicting reports as to the exact country Spears is in - some are saying France, but there were rumors earlier today that the runaway nut was seen using the toilet at a bar in Antwerp, Belgium. Perez is also reporting exclusively that Britney, contrary to what some have said, did not leave the country with Jayden James and Sean Preston in some wacky plot to get them away from Kevin Federline - in fact, Perez's sources say JJ and SP are actually with their father now.

This news, coming on the heels of Britney's sudden ditching of her extensions and dyeing of her hair, might lead some to believe that the erstwhile pop singer is in the midst of yet another meltdown. Or, maybe Britney just decided she was tired of being trailer trash, and wanted to soak up some culture. Or perhaps she's going to eventually end up in Amsterdam dancing in one of those windows. Who the fuck knows at this point.

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