Jessica Alba and Cash Warren are supposed to have broken up, but here they are on the beach together. So what gives? Is Alba a free-agent or not? I know all you drooling heteros want to know - you love Alba because she's pretty and dumb (your favorite combination). I personally think that the whole Alba-Warren break-up stuff was disinformation deliberately disseminated by their reps. You know, to throw everyone off the trail. Prince William and Kate Middleton reportedly did the same thing, pretending to no longer be together, then setting up secret meetings. And there were rumors that Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon have tried the ploy too. Only problem: People actually care about Wills and Kate and Jake and Reese - no one gives a shit about Jess and Cash, so it's really not worth the trouble.
