Nice shirt Sacha - but we know it's not true. You're a dyed-in-the-wool hetero with a knocked-up girlfriend. At least that's what you want us to think. We know, however, that you have a penchant for donning different personae in public - so what if straight Sacha is just a character like Ali G and Borat? You sly dog Sacha - you really are gay as shit, aren't you? But maybe you just want us to think that you're only pretending to be straight. Agh - you crazy shape-shifting comedic genius, you've got my head all tied in knots. I need some Henny Youngman to get myself back to a nice, reassuringly simplistic place.
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
Oh Henny - we miss you so.
