The world was almost done a great favor recently when human canker-sore Maggie Gyllenhaal burst into flames on the set of the new Batman movie The Dark Knight. Unfortunately, hottie Heath Ledger, who's playing The Joker in the film, rushed to Maggie's rescue by putting out the fire. All right, so we still love Heath - he was one-half of the hottest cowboy tandem ever in Brokeback Mountain, and we'll never forget that. But damn Heath - think of the great service you could've done humanity by letting that terrorist-loving, boob-flaunting, dog-frightening mutant Gyllenhaal die. We never would've had to look at her stupid, ugly face again, or had to witness the spectacle of her suckling her infant in public. I don't know Heath - that's a demerit for you.
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