If you took a long shit yesterday afternoon, you may have missed Nicole Richie serving out her DUI sentence. The pregnant harlot friend of Paris Hilton, who got busted for being drugged up and driving her SUV the wrong way down the highway, checked into Lynwood, Paris's old stomping grounds (or make that pouting grounds), at 3:15 pm local time and was released at 4:37. She was in her cell for 35 of those 82 minutes, spending the rest of the time in processing. The sheriff's office said Ms. Richie was "cooperative." Boyfriend Joel Madden apparently rode to the jail with her, and was there when she was let out. Richie's original sentence called for her to spend 4 days in jail, but the old over-crowding got her sprung.
So let's see - Richie got 4 days but served 82 minutes, Lindsay got 4 days but will only serve 1 (if that), and Paris got 45 days and served 22. But Paris is clearly the richest of the three. So, obviously, money doesn't get you off - spending that money on the right lawyer is what gets you off.
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