We haven't heard much from Heather Mills lately - but rest assured, the one-legged gold-digging whore is still out there making a supreme nuisance of herself. Lately the pogo-slag, whose much-touted appearance on Dancing With the Stars failed to make her a big deal in America, has been renting a mansion in the East Hamptons, and causing local authorities plenty of headaches by parking her rented Bentley anywhere she pleases. Said a source to Page 6:
She's parking in front of fire hydrants and in handicapped zones without a handicapped tag.
Mills tried getting out of one of the recent tickets by popping off her plastic leg and waving it around in front of a cop - but thankfully the cop didn't buy it. Reportedly, the oh-so-mature Ms. Mills waited for the policeman to turn his back, then stuck her tongue out at him. Dear Jesus, why couldn't that motorcycle have run over that bitch's head instead of her leg?
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