Thursday, August 30, 2007

Update: An Umbrella That Turned Into A Robot. Now That Would Be...Lame


Rihanna and Shia? Yes, this is the latest hot celeb couple. The sex-kitteny songstress who brought us "Umbrella" was seen having lunch with the Transformers and Indiana Jones 4 star in Beverly Hills, and now all Hollywood's talking about them. Reportedly, the two have actually been dating for months, but have done a good job of staying under the radar. Now all the paps will be on the look-out for these two. Good luck, you kooky kids.

P.S. - Shia. Do you think you could try a little harder to not seem like a dork?

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Update: Rihanna denies she is dating Shia, and claims she "barely knows him." This means they are fucking like animals even as we speak.

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