Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Michael Finally Gets To See Lindsay


After years of bitter wrangling, ex-con Michael Lohan will finally be having a face-to-face meeting with estranged daughter Lindsay. The reunion, according to Page 6, was the brain-child of Lindsay's older brother Michael, who was obviously paid off by their father. Papa Michael, it's reported, will travel to Lindsay's rehab in Utah later this week for the get together, which will take place under the watchful eye of counselors and snipers. Lindsay's mom Dina has apparently signed-off on the whole thing. Said a family friend:

Dina thinks it is a good idea. Lindsay needs to deal with this and needs closure.

Yes, closure. And the perfect way for her to get it, once and for all, would be to whip out a concealed shiv and stick the bastard right in the temple. Oh, that would be sweet.

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