Britney Spears had an eventful day yesterday. First, she put this dress on. Oh, it shows my butt-cheeks? Tee-hee. Second, she ran out of gas in the middle of traffic in Beverly Hills and had to be pushed by the cops. This is why the Beverly Hills Police Department formed that special Britney Spears emergency unit. Then, after all that, dumb bitch went and got herself a parking ticket. I don't know what the record actually is for most unpaid parking tickets accumulated, but I've got a sneaking hunch Britney's getting close.
