Fun-loving Britney Spears decided to take a road trip to Vegas, so she threw on a wig and hat, grabbed a couple of male dancers for company and sped off in her Mercedes. The fun got interrupted though when Britney was pulled over by the Highway Patrol. When asked by the cops why she'd been speeding, Britney claimed she was being chased by photographers - because we all know Britney runs away whenever she sees photographers.
The gullible cops decided to let Britney off with a warning. This despite the fact that Britney made them follow her for a mile after they put their lights on. The good news, I guess, is that Britney gave the cops no reason to suspect her of being under the influence of anything. So she was sober for once. Sober enough to talk her way out of a ticket at least. God, that picture - I can just hear her whining, pathetic little voice. Why couldn't the cops have just run the bitch off the road, badly injuring her, then finished her off with their flashlights? They would've been heroes.
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