Friday, November 2, 2007
Katie Holmes Preggo Rumors
Katie Holmes is once again rumored to be carrying one of Tom Cruise's pods within her womb.
The latest round of whispering was touched off when Katie appeared at the L.A. premiere of Tom's new movie Lions for Lambs looking slightly larger in the midriff area than normal. Plus Tom supposedly whispered to Katie a couple of times and she smiled at him - a dead give-away that Tom has ordered a new pod implanted in Katie by his special pod-implanter Chris Klein.
So little Suri may soon have a brother or sister or whatever other creepy alien-sex Tom is capable of creating. Suri will quickly bond with her sibling no doubt, and the two will begin communicating in a new language they've invented. By the time they've reached grade school they will have discovered a means by which unlimited energy can be created simply by staring really hard at a cantaloupe. And then, their plan for world domination will at last be set into motion.
(source)
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