Angelina's charming brother James Haven brought along a date to the premiere of Angie's new movie Beowulf. So by going around with some fugly chick James thinks he can make us forget that he's obsessed with his own sister? Sorry, but no. We all know who you really want James. And your girlfriend knows too - because you screamed out "Angelina!" while you were having sex with her.
Someone wanted to make a James Haven Halloween mask, but then they started thinking about all the lawsuits from the heart attacks and people killing themselves because of the nightmares. So they didn't.
