Creepy Obama Video

The cult of Obama has now claimed Jessica Alba and Ryan Phillippe. Yes, I'm definitely voting for Obama now - cause Alba and Phillippe support him.

I can't wait until a couple years from now when all the Obamaphiles realize that he's just a regular crook politician like everyone else. Their disappointment will taste like the sweetest nectar.

Angelina Buys Maddox I Heart Penis Gum

Angie and Maddox just got done going to see The Spiderwick Chronicles. They went into a gift shop and Maddox saw some gum he wanted. Angie read the label - the gum was called "I Heart Penis." She thought this was funny and bought Maddox the gum.

Question: What does I Heart Penis gum taste like?

Question: Why is there even such a thing as I Heart Penis gum?

Question: Is Maddox now gay?

Question: Would Angelina love Maddox more if he were gay?

Question: Where do I get some I Heart Penis gum?

Mischa Barton Is Too Good For Gossip Girls

Fashion victim and occasional DUI perpetrator Mischa Barton was offered a role on the hot TV show Gossip Girls, but Mischa, apparently believing she's too big a star for mere TV, turned down the chance.

I think it was a good move for Mischa to turn down Gossip Girls. I've seen a few minutes of that show - everyone on it is stunningly gorgeous. Mischa would've looked like a dish-rag compared to those people. She looks like a dish-rag compared to most people. Let's face it - she's a dish-rag.

Justin Timberlake In The Love Guru

Mike Myers has a new movie coming out called The Love Guru. I don't know what it's about and frankly I don't give a shit. Especially not after seeing the pictures of Justin Timberlake in it. That top one makes me think this film may be a biography of Timberlake starring Timberlake. Or perhaps that's just how he imagines himself.

Indian Bollywood Actress, Photo, Wallpapers, Pictures

Indian Bollywood Actress, Photo, Wallpapers, Pictures

Indian Bollywood Actress, Photo, Wallpapers, Pictures

Indian Bollywood Actress, Photo, Wallpapers, Pictures

Michael Clayton

George Clooney basically makes two kinds of movies anymore - really slick, superficial cool-guys-hanging-out shit like Ocean's 11, 12, 13; and serious politically-charged stuff like Good Night and Good Luck and Michael Clayton. In the former type of movie, George does the whole movie star thing, banking on his handsomeness and suavity and sex appeal in a faintly self-effacing way that makes him mildly likable. In the latter, George plays against his celebrity qualities, scruffying himself up (or rather down), and going for a regular-joe vibe.

In neither type of movie does George ever seem to exert himself much, which I think is shrewd on his part. Cause when George does exert himself - as in the screwball comedies he used to veer into from time to time - he is just sort of muggy and embarrassing. He ain't Cary Grant, no matter how much some people want to insist he is. Don't people appreciate Cary Grant? Watch Cary in middle-of-the-road fare like The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer, when he was just being movie-star Cary, then watch him going all-out in the wonderful Gunga Din as the hilarious cockney soldier/rogue Archibald Cutter and tell me the guy didn't have range. Clooney ain't in that league. But he's okay, and his movies are usually okay, and Michael Clayton is another exercise in okayness.

This is a great movie for people who like Law & Order and other lawyer shows featuring people in rumpled suits and boring ties talking through plots. George plays a New York law-firm utility man who's gotten himself into dire financial straits. The firm dispatches him to Milwaukee to deal with a god-like trial lawyer, Arthur Edens (Tom Wilkinson) who has been thrown in jail for running naked through a parking lot. Arthur has all the talent and panache Michael lacks, yet with his genius comes nuttiness. For six years Arthur has been grinding away on a class-action suit brought against a chemical company accused of poisoning a bunch of Wisconsin rubes, but now Arthur has had some kind of epiphany and thinks he and the people he defends are actually evil. Arthur now speaks in riddles and refers to himself as Shiva the God of death; Michael is supposed to drag him back to New York and make sure he takes his meds, but Arthur ditches him and...

My interest sort of went in and out on this one, I have to admit. There were times when I found the whole thing somewhat compelling, and other times when I wished someone would throw in a giant robot that could turn into a semi, just to liven things the fuck up. Tony Gilroy has written and directed this film professionally, i.e. blandly and with only a dab of spiritual juice. The moment Sydney Pollack showed up, I thought to myself, "Yup, this movie's complete now - Sydney Pollack showed up." Because this is the sort of movie Pollack always seems involved with in one capacity or another. Every time I see Pollack I think, "Oh, this movie must be very professional," and then I slip into a slight coma. Tony Gilroy is basically the heir to Sydney Pollack as the king of highly respectable middle-brow films full of guys in suits who have offices full of really heavy-looking furniture.

The only time this movie really gets interesting is when Tilda Swinton shows up to inject some of her signature perversity into it. Tilda plays a character so tightly-wound she even rehearses her ad-libs. The great thing about Tilda is that she exudes weirdness without even trying, so when she plays buttoned-down, the bizarro fluid just comes oozing through the cracks anyway, and lubricates all of her scenes. George brings things back to the comfortably TV-playish. He's like a piece of cozy furniture you can sink into and have a snooze. Tilda, she's got prickly angles to her - if you sat on her you'd go through the ceiling.

Michael Clayton gets 2 and a half Chips Ahoy, and a couple of the chips landed on the floor but I'll eat them anyway cause I'm disgusting.

Rihanna Shows Fergie How It's Done

"Ooh...that was a creamy one."

Kate Beckinsale Discusses The Spectacularness Of Her Vagina

Kate Beckinsale discusses rumors of her sluttiness, and extols the glories of her vagina:

I was called a slut when I split up with Michael and began seeing Len, but I've only ever had about three boyfriends. Only a handful of people have seen into the Pharaoh's Tomb!

My best feature is unfortunately a private matter, although I'm told it is spectacular. But you can't really walk it down the red carpet. What can I say?

Kate Beckinsale - the thinking person's filthy skank.

Earth To Hayden Panettiere: Please Shut Your Dumb Yap. Now.

Hayden Panettiere has officially graduated from cute little skank-in-training to complete massive self-involved asshole.

Just listen to what Hayden told Seventeen about her break-up last year with Stephen Colletti:

"I just knew I wanted to breathe. I wanted to be single at the time.

"It just hit me like a ton of bricks: This is the time I need to be with myself. It takes such a secure person to be with someone like me—it takes so much confidence; it takes so much trust.”

Oh fuck...this chick...what the hell...someone like her? Cause why? She cares about the whales?

Okay, I know...she's young. But still...damn...someone like her...I'm choking...this is too fucking good...

"There’s very little that scares me," Hayden blubbers on. "I’ve always been a physical person. And I feel like a lot of time in this industry, a lot of people loan their face to a cause, which is great, but it doesn’t do as much as getting out there and actually physically doing something.”

She's always been a physical person, who needs to go out and physically do something, not just lend her face to a cause. That's what physical people do...they do things physically.

Even Avril Lavigne thinks this chick is too dumb to live.

Angelina Is Now A National Security Expert

Angelina Jolie has written about her recent trip to Iraq:

"My visit [to Iraq] left me even more deeply convinced that we not only have a moral obligation to help displaced Iraqi families, but also a serious, long-term, national security interest in ending this crisis.

"Today's humanitarian crisis in Iraq -- and the potential consequences for our national security -- are great. Can the United States afford to gamble that 4 million or more poor and displaced people, in the heart of Middle East, won't explode in violent desperation, sending the whole region into further disorder?"

God damn - Angie's an expert on national security now. She should go on with Wolf Blitzer and explain her plan. "Well Wolf, what I think we should do is, we should all dress up like we're going on a camping trip, then we should find some generals to stand beside and get our picture taken. Then we should eat some rotten food with some soldiers who want to have sex with us...don't forget the pictures either. And then we should have our picture taken with some displaced persons, remembering to keep a deeply concerned expression on our faces. If we follow these steps, I firmly believe we will all be on the cover of US Magazine. Oh, and the terrorists will no longer want to kill us."

Die whore.

Prince Harry Has Been In Afghanistan For 10 Weeks

The Drudge Report revealed today that Prince Harry has been on the front lines in Afghanistan for the last 10 weeks.

Matt Drudge reported exclusively that junior officer Harry has been in gun battles and that he has been commended as "a magnificent soldier."

It must also be pointed out that Harry is a prince, and if people didn't commend him, he would order their heads lopped off.

Seriously...I'm sure Harry is a great soldier.

Are there still soldiers in Afghanistan? I thought we gave up that shit.

Maybe Harry can find Osama Bin Laden. Right. The only thing Harry wants to find right now is a beer and a halfway decent piece of ass.

Indian Bollywood Actress, Photo, Wallpapers, Pictures

Indian Bollywood Actress, Photo, Wallpapers, Pictures

Indian Bollywood Actress, Photo, Wallpapers, Pictures

Priyanka Chopra not starving herself for 'Fashion'

Priyanka Chopra rebuffs rumours that she has lost weight to play a model in Madhur Bhandarkar's "Fashion".

"It's the silliest story I've heard about myself in a long time.... on a par with the one about me being in Sydney with Harman Baweja for the New Year when I was actually shooting an ad in Bangkok," Priyanka told IANS.

"No, nobody has told me to do anything for the role in 'Fashion'. Madhur Bhandarkar and I share great rapport. He didn't ask me to lose weight for the character," she added.

However, Priyanka has worked on herself for her next two roles as well.

"I always like to work on my character. That's why I work on one film at a time. For 'Fashion' I opted for a toned body. I went on a health-conscious diet, though I didn't cut down on my food or anything. And I'll be using the same physique for my film with Karan Johar," she said.

"It's set on the beach of Miami. Imagine two months on the sun and sand and so the toned body would be just what the dietician ordered. But, sorry, I don't get into a bikini for Karan's film," Priyanka was firm.

Karan's film also features Abhishek Bachchan and John Abraham. Priyanka says she doesn't endorse anorexic figures.

"It isn't about getting thin at all. It's just about toning my body. I don't think you need to be reed-thin to be beautiful. I think Indian women look terrible when they try to get anorexic. We (Indian women) are naturally healthy. And by that I don't mean voluptuous," she says.

"But, yes, we've been given a certain kind of figure. We're well proportioned and aesthetically endowed in all the right places. And by getting exceptionally thin, we're going against nature."

Told that her co-star Kangana Ranaut is inherently reed-slim, Priyanka laughed: "Yes, but she loves her food. She just has her own individual body type. Kangana and I share plenty of health tips. We got along really well. I really think she's sweet.

"When Madhur decided to cast Kangana, I was so happy. She really suits her part. So, the other story that really bugs is that we're fighting over scenes in 'Fashion'. On the contrary we've a lot of fun together."

Source : http://www.bollywoodworld.com/

Katrina Kaif Replaces Priyanka as New Face of SpiceA

fter the termination of Priyanka Chopra’s contract as brand ambassador with Spice Group December this year Katrina Kaif will replace her as new advertising Tycoon for the company that operates in number of areas like Spice Telecom, Spice Mobile Phones, Spice BPO’s and other ventures of the group. Katrina would start campaigning for the group from the start of next year. Priyanka is brand ambassador for the group since its launch.

Source : www.bollywood-stars.net/