Lindsay Lohan shouldn't do interviews. For one thing, she looks like deep-fried shit. For another thing...did she just say what I thought she said? Barack Obama is our first "colored" president? Oh my stars. They'll have to put in a second drinking fountain at the White House for him. Well, I suppose it's possible that's not what Lindsay actually said...she tends to mumble every other word like she isn't quite sure about what she's saying. It's like her brain is attempting to intervene on her behalf but the signal can't get through her boozed-up nervous system fast enough. Poor Lindsay. She didn't have enough trouble already.
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
President Boy
Lindsay Lohan shouldn't do interviews. For one thing, she looks like deep-fried shit. For another thing...did she just say what I thought she said? Barack Obama is our first "colored" president? Oh my stars. They'll have to put in a second drinking fountain at the White House for him. Well, I suppose it's possible that's not what Lindsay actually said...she tends to mumble every other word like she isn't quite sure about what she's saying. It's like her brain is attempting to intervene on her behalf but the signal can't get through her boozed-up nervous system fast enough. Poor Lindsay. She didn't have enough trouble already.
