Gwyneth Paltrow's GOOP endeavor has earned her plenty of ripping from people all over the internet including me, but Gwyneth says she doesn't give a crap about the dissing and thinks the spreaders of negativity are all just messed up inside. As she said it to USA Today:
Q: When actors or artists do something different, they open themselves up to criticism. How would you respond to the people who are critical of your latest endeavor?
A: I think part of the problem is people get a hit of energy when they are negative about something, and it is a very detrimental way for them to get that hit of energy. They do not understand why they do not have a happy life. That kind of stuff is just noise to me. I just feel sorry for them.
Dear Gwyneth...First of all honeybunch, I know exactly why I have an unhappy life, so can the high-and-mighty bullshit. Second of all...people who feel this overwhelming need to give advice are really not doing it because they want to be helpful - they're doing it because they think they know everything and want to demonstrate this vast wisdom and knowledge to everyone else. Why do you think I give lectures like this? Because I give a shit about you? No. It's because I'm full of myself. Difference between me and you is that I'm big enough to admit it. So, please dear, stop trying to portray yourself as someone who is utterly pure of motive because you're not. You are a smug asshole twat and your site is a patronizing load of self-indulgent bullshit. Now would you kindly crawl the rest of the way up your own ass and suffocate you twerp whore. P.S. Chris Martin is a closet fag and Apple is the dumbest name ever for a kid and I hope you get cunt-cancer and die.
