In news I've been anticipating with all the excitement of a penile frostbite victim waiting for surgery, The Spice Girls have announced that they are getting back together.
Yes, it's official - Scary, Poshy, Baby, Ginger, Sneezy, Doc and Ringo are re-uniting for a charity concert followed by a tour of Britain. As of now. Of course, things could change. Poshy could suddenly give in to the seductive power of Scientology and decide that being in a pop band is now against the will of Xenu. Or Scary could be murdered by Eddie Murphy. Or Ginger could drop out because she doesn't want to lose her great gig waiting tables. So far, though, the girls have agreed in principle to the plan. So, Spice Girls fans - get out your Union Jack panties and your leopard-print mini-skirts. And the rest of you - just go on as if nothing is different. Cause it isn't.
