Beyonce Knowles aka Jennifer Hudson's bitch has won the distinction of appearing on the cover of Sports Illustrated's new swimsuit issue. I'm sure that, in Beyonce's mind, this represents a tremendous victory over her portly Dreamgirls co-star/rival. "Hey, Hudson - so maybe you're going to win an Oscar. But look at me - I'm on the cover of SI. That's cause I'm hot. Shit, any old slob can win an Oscar. But you gots to be smokin' to be on the cover of SI. Hell honey, they couldn't even fit you on the cover. They'd have to put out a double-wide issue just to get your fat ass on there..." Or something like that.
Actually, there's a certain irony to Beyonce being featured on the SI cover. Because, as we know, one of the sources of Beyonce's resentment of Jennifer Hudson is that Hudson is a newcomer to the show-biz game, and Beyonce figures she's been around longer and paid her dues, and this chunky little nobody came out of thin air and stole her thunder. But, in the modeling game, being on the cover of SI is one of the biggest things you can achieve, and vaults a lot of models straight to the top of the industry. So, Beyonce being on the cover is stealing thunder from some model, and you know how viciously jealous models can be. They probably all hate Beyonce's guts for swooping in and taking away their big chance. It's all just one big Circle of Hate at this point.
