Monday, June 11, 2007

Bongo Likes Minnillo's Bongos


Clothing makers Bongo have elected to retain the services of Vanessa Minnillo and her boobs, despite recent controversial pictures featuring Ms. Minnillo (and her boobs) playing kinky knife-games with known bad influence Lindsay Lohan. Said a spokesperson for Bongo:

Vanessa genuinely regrets the most recent events but is thrilled to be working with Bongo for a second season. Likewise, Bongo has had a fantastic experience working with Vanessa and looks forward to continuing our relationship.

Translation: It doesn't bother us one little bit that Vanessa was photographed acting all weird with Lindsay Lohan and some knives. In fact, we think it was kind of cool. We like the idea that Vanessa now has a little dark edge to her persona. We think that will help us sell shirts and pants and whatever the hell else we sell. As a matter of fact, we encourage all our spokespeople to go out and behave in a strange, kinky manner. We even encourage them to employ cutlery. The only thing we'd suggest is that they avoid including Lindsay Lohan in their activities. That girl is plain fucked-up.

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