Britney Spears may have found the perfect man at last - her drug counselor.
According to the National Enquirer, Britney Spears has begun dating a man named John Sundahl, a rich real estate developer and drug counselor who was recommended to Spears by Promises. Reportedly, Sundahl showed up one day at Britney's Beverly Hills mansion to discuss a 12-step program - and wound up making out with her by the pool.
Everyone is denying this, including Sundahl, who admits he does sometimes go to people's houses in his capacity as a drug counselor, but says his relationship with Britney is purely professional. Right, John. Like you're not using your "drug counselor" gig to meet chicks. You dirty dog.
Of course, we're now hearing the usual "this is just what Britney needs to turn her life around" remarks - from people like Britney's own mother Lynne, who last we heard, was so far on the outs that Britney didn't even bother visiting her in the hospital when she had pneumonia. Lynne, of course, would really love for Britney to find some man to straighten her out - because then Lynne would be off the hook for fucking her up in the first place. This is so typical of rotten parents. Mess the kids up, then hope for someone else to fix them. That's why these crazy bootcamps in Idaho make so much money.
Besides which, Lynne, this dude is clearly just a tail-chaser who uses the drug counselor bit as a way in the door. And by the way - I thought Britney had postpartum depression and bulimia. Why does she need a drug counselor, even a fake one who just wants to get busy by the pool? Could it be that Britney is lying about not being on drugs? No - not our Britney. She's honest as the day is long.
And pure as the driven slush.*
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*=copyright Tallulah Bankhead
