Perez Hilton has something against Avril Lavigne. I suspect he tried kissing up to her at some point and she rebuffed him - or maybe, like the rest of us, he just hates the little bitch on general principle. At any rate, Perez has had a blast ripping the no-talent wannabe punk-princess to shreds - and Avril is fed up with it. She's so fed up that she even called Perez to ask him to tone it down a bit. The following recounts part of the conversation that allegedly went on between the two:
Avril: I just wanted to reach out to you directly, instead of you hearing from my manager or publicist. ... I get what you do, but you’ve just been especially mean to me and it hurts. ... And I hear about it all the time. Journalists always ask me about you in interviews. You don’t even know me!
Perez: You just make it so easy sometimes.
Avril: I wish you would stop writing bad things about me.
That almost makes my heart break - dear little Avril having her precious feelings hurt by the big bad Frankenberry monster with the lap-top and the team of lawyers running interference while he figures out how to flee the country with his money. Have you no soul Perez? Oh wait, that's right - we know you don't. You sold it for a blow-job and a line a long time ago. Well, far be it from Crabbie to complain. That little Lavigne deserves to get her ass handed to her. She acts like an attention-whore par excellence, then insists she doesn't really care about being in the tabloids. Oh gosh Avril, you're so punk. Why don't you wear a tie and flip us off again? And what is that you paint your eyes with anyway, roofing tar? Silly twat.
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