One day, scholars will pore through the writings of Courtney Love, hoping to plumb the depths of the early 21st Century mind - and they will conclude that we were all blithering idiots. An excerpt from Courtney's latest incoherent rant:
ive put on 10 pounds (thank you Sprinkles cupcakes wic h i must admit are overrated). ... I must point out the hypocrisy of this crazy hysteria about my weight...Noones going to mistake me for Eva Longoria, andmy god I am truly hAppy to be who an what i am with my life an dmy expirience i can do so many things help so many people and make such a beautiful clothing line too! and maybe finish this dammed sript one day.
Oh Courtney - how you do amuse us with your jottings. Your candor is so refreshing in this age of media spin. How many stars would so willingly admit they stuff their faces with cupcakes trying desperately to add flesh to their grotesquely emaciated frames? And I'm certain the 10 pounds look good on you. And yes Courtney, I agree - someone, somewhere is a hypocrite for fomenting crazy hysteria about your weight. Or they would be if there were anyone actually doing it. And no, it's unlikely that anyone will ever mistake you for Eva Longoria. She looks like a chihuahua, whereas you more resemble one of those pale hairless cats that look like they were in a terrible fire. Except for your face of course, which actually appears to have been completely removed at some point, flattened out with a meat tenderizer and then sewn rather amateurishly back in place. But why dwell on such negatives, right Courtney? You're happy with yourself, and are ready to go out and help people. But where to start? Might I suggest putting some of your unique life experience to good use? Maybe as a counselor, helping fellow husband-murderers through the difficult process of pretending to grieve? Think of the contribution you'd be making to society Courtney. Yes, I think that's your true calling.
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