Avril Lavigne - what did anyone ever do to you that made you such an evil, hateful little bitch? Did someone put coal in your stocking at Christmas? Did someone punch you in your ugly little Canadian face and steal your lunch money? Did demons crawl up your asshole and take up permanent residence in your lower intestine?
You've done a lot of mean, spiteful, asshole things in your life Avril - but your latest transgression may have taken the cake. A description via Mike Walker's column in The National Enquirer:
As [Avril] chatted with attendees at a friend’s wedding, she was approached by an invited guest’s 8-year-old daughter, who - bright-eyed with excitement - gushed that she was a huge fan and asked the singer if she’d pose for a photo she could show her little pals. Eyewitnesses recoiled as Wicked Witch of the North screwed up her face and snarled: “NO! I don’t want to!” - then abruptly jetted off on her broom, leaving the red-faced tyke sobbing.
Jesus Avril - what the hell? It would've killed you to just have your picture taken with your little fan? What a revolting, execrable individual you are Lavigne. Making little girls cry because you're too busy or full or yourself or whatever to give them two minutes of your time. Don't you realize that, were it not for little pre-adolescents, you wouldn't even have a career? What Avril - you think you're some big music star who can just blow off the people who put you where you are? Oh yeah, you're so important - your time is precious. You've got places to be, people to piss off. What a self-important little twat you are Avril. Seriously - there isn't a form of cancer known to humanity that's bad enough for you. Maybe you could get some kind of tongue fungus that causes it to turn black and fall out. Or perhaps the lice that crawl in your pubic hair could become mutated and grow to the size of cats and suck all your blood out until you're nothing but a denuded corpse with pink hair and fake eyelashes still glued to you. That would be less than you deserve you festering boil.
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