James Blunt had screwed every famous woman on earth except Reese Witherspoon and Ellen Degeneres. Now, you can knock Reese off that list. Via Crazy Days and Nights:
Earlier this month, James played the El Rey Theatre in LA. Reese was there early with three other friends and they went straight to the bar where she was seated at a VIP table. She and her friends immediately began chugging white whine like it was Tickle Pink and meanwhile one hit wonder man was doing his thing on stage.
When James finished his set, he went into the bar looking for someone who would give his scraggly ass a second look, and Reese practically ran to him. Ran to him like he was an inhaler and she was dying of an asthma attack.She invited him back to the table and proceeded to kiss his ass for the next hour or so and the two wouldn't let any of Reese's friends join in the conversation. They exchanged numbers but I'm hopeful that he sticks to his 20 year old super models and lets Reese go. I wonder if she bought his new CD? God, I hope he didn't bring one over to her house and take out a pen if you know what I mean. That's one thing that I wouldn't be able to handle if he signed.
One of these days someone is going to explain to me the appeal of James Blunt. From what I can see, the guy is basically Chris Martin with more facial-hair and grodier teeth. He looks like he smells. Bad. Like the floor of a bar bathroom. But I guess some chicks dig that kind of thing. Reese apparently does. Not that her taste is anything to write home about anyway - I mean, she did marry Ryan Phillippe.
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