"I swear to Jesus, if you don't get out of my face I will pick up this stroller with my child inside it and hurl it at you, and my child will leap out at the last second and attach himself to your face and bite your face until your face resembles the inner-lining of my reamed-out asshole! Do you understand what horror is about to befall you, you son of a double-cunted, constipated yak?!"