Maggie Gyllenhaal pulled out all the stops for Tuesday's BOSS Black Spring 2008 fashion show. She got her hair done up nice, spray-painted herself an almost-natural looking color, hired someone to do her make-up who knows what they're doing and selected a dress that doesn't look like it was found at a flea market in some Bulgarian backwater. And damned if she didn't almost manage to make herself hot. Unfortunately, Maggie blew it by having her picture taken with a pair of women who are pretty much effortlessly beautiful and sexy, Julianne Moore and Kate Winslet. All right, so I ain't digging Julianne's spinster-librarian look so much in this pic, but even all messed-up, she's still ten-times hotter than Maggie the Fug-Monster will ever be. Still, I give Maggie points for trying. Now if she'd just learn to stop dissing America so much, maybe I could...
Nah. I'll always hate the bitch.
