Victoria Beckham's participation in the up-coming Spice Girls reunion may be in jeopardy - due to a chest infection. A source reports:
Victoria can't get rid of her infection. She has been fighting it for two months.
She's worried she won't be fit while all the other girls are turning their bodies into machines.
Turning their bodies into machines? You mean the Spice Girls are Transformers? That's so cool. Like, what does Scary turn into? A big garbage truck full of medical waste? And how about Ginger? She probably turns into a big parade float swarming with naked chicks with bugs crawling out of their vaginas. And what about Posh? Oh of course - she can't transform anymore; she's stuck in machine-mode.
Seriously - a chest infection? Who ever would've thought having someone cut you open and shove bags of chemicals into your body then sew you up might be bad for you, eh Poshy? You god damn genius.
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