"What's up, yo? Yeah, I'm banging Lindsay Lohan. It's the shit man. She's like so hot in bed. Plus you can't even begin to imagine all the drugs this chick can score. Honestly - she can just close her eyes and count to three, and cocaine starts coming out of her asshole. No foolin'. At first I thought it was just shit, cause it was brown and smelled just like shit, but Lindsay told me it was really a big lump of brown shitty-smelling coke that I just had to dry out and grind up and I could sniff it. I still don't know why she laughs every time I do it though. Shit - I guess that's just what chicks do when they're totally in love with a fly homie like me. Peace, y'all."
