Peg-legged demoness Heather Mills claims she gets weepy when watching Dancing With the Stars, a show on which she herself once competed:
I was watching it with my daughter last week, and I got quite emotional and excited. I never got emotional when I was on it, but when I was watching it at home I wanted to cry. I had little tears and my daughter said, "Mommy, are you okay?" And I said, "Yeah, I'm fine." And she said, "Is it because Jonathan is dancing with another woman?" I'm so happy for them.
Stop it Heather - everyone knows you're incapable of human feeling. And stop trying to make us think better of you by claiming to have these adorable little exchanges with your kid. What a sickening ploy that is, attempting to humanize yourself by shoving your kid in our face.
But you want to know something even more sickening? Bringing up physical problems as a way of getting sympathy. Here's Heather on her health woes:
I had a broken pelvis when I danced in Dancing With the Stars. I've had a broken plate for a few years now, and it just pops out now and again.
I hope it hurts.
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