Katie Holmes's sunglasses have officially pushed beyond Jackie O. territory and achieved full-on Roy Orbison-ness. Actually, I don't think even Roy ever wore shades that huge. Those are more like freaky prescription glasses given out to people with exotic eye diseases. I might suspect Tom of giving Katie something but we know Tom's dick has never been anywhere near her. Unless he just got crazy one night and came in waving that shit around and, like, smacked her in the eye with it and gave her some kind of weird alien dick-to-eye disease.
