Playboy actor Leonardo Dicaprio has broken up with his slightly retarded-looking model/draft-dodger girlfriend Bar Rafaeli. The split is reported to have been amicable - the two just decided they didn't want to see each other anymore.
All this happened after Bar was spotted going around with surfer Kelly Slater, who has also boned Gisele Bundchen and Cameron Diaz. Coincidentally, Leo also used to stick it to Gisele and probably Cameron at some point. And for all I know Leo and Kelly used to go surfing late at night and sometimes there was beer involved and there may have been a little craziness that neither of them really wants to think about.
At any rate, Leo is now free to pursue other retarded-looking models such as Alessandra Ambrosio and Petra Nemcova. Assuming such young idiots even find the thickening, ever-more-self-important Leo attractive anymore.
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