Monday, October 22, 2007

She Also Has The Hands Of A Sturgeon


Britney Spears has unveiled her new lips. It looks like they got sucked into a vacuum-cleaner nozzle and just stayed that way. The sad thing is that even Britney knows how bad they look, as evidenced by the fact that for a couple days she actually tried hiding them from the paps. But that was futile. Sort of like Britney's whole existence.