Oprah Winfrey is doing damage-control in the wake of allegations of physical abuse at her South African school for underprivileged kids.
The media mogul put her busy life of pretending not to hate white people on hold to fly to the school and meet personally with concerned families, telling them:
I've disappointed you. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
"Ha - grovel some more bitch!" That's what I would've said if I were there. Cause really, how often to you get the chance to make the most powerful woman on earth get down on her knees and beg forgiveness? I would've made her kiss my ring - a ring I bought specially for the occasion then dipped in a toilet full of my own poo. Oprah wouldn't even have known she was kissing a poo-tainted ring, but I would've. She would've looked up at me all wondering what the fuck I was giggling about, and I would've been like, "Sucker."
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