Oscar-winning actress Catherine Zeta-Jones is denying rumors that her new slimmer figure is the result of anorexia.
People says Zeta was originally informed of the scuttlebutt by her decrepit old fool of a husband Michael Douglas, and that the whole thing just amused her. Zeta tells People:
Michael was laughing at me. He told me what [people had] said – that stories say I'm anorexic. Do I look anorexic? How could I ever, ever be anorexic?
I don't know Zeta dear - how do people normally become anorexic? They stare at too many pictures of Kate Moss and start thinking they're fat. We don't have to worry about you ever staring at too many pictures of Kate Moss though - we know the only pictures you ever stare at are your own.
We still love you though, Big Z, even if you are vain and silly and married to the single most revolting male this side of David Gest. Cheers daaaaaahling!
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