Why not just let the man speak Bill? Afraid he'd take too much time away from your usual ranting about how the bees are dying from cell-phones or how cow-farts are killing the earth? Or are you just afraid of the truth getting out about 9/11? That it was all cooked up by George Bush and his Zionist buddies?
(I'm kidding about George Bush and the Zionists. Please don't get worked up every time I make a jokey-poo. They're all jokey-poos. I don't even care about politics - it's like religion to me; a way for people to maintain for themselves the illusion that the world makes sense. It's all a crock, and the sad part is that it doesn't even work. Everyone knows that taking drugs and masturbating are the only two true ways to get through life sane and happy. And yes, "drugs" includes cookies and pie.)
