Monday, October 22, 2007

Tara Reid Has Destroyed Her Liver


Tara Reid is alleged to have entered the hospital earlier this month and been told by doctors that her partying has damaged her liver. Of course Tara is denying this - she's got a reputation as a teetotaler to uphold.

Tara's liver released the following statement through a spokesperson:

Help me.

Tara - stop abusing your poor liver. Mean bitch. And wash your hair once in awhile too, okay? Creating a haven for bugs on your head doesn't make you some kind of heroic crusader for animal rights.

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