Dog-murderer Heather Mills claimed today on British television that negative media attention has driven her to contemplate taking her own life. Said a tearful Heather:
Everything they write is complete rubbish. They've called me a "whore," a "gold-digger," a "fantasist," a "liar" and the most unbelievably hurtful things. ... I've been so close to suicide.
You forgot a few Heather. Like, "ass-faced, one-legged Gorgon" and "kitten-smothering baby-eater."
Heather went on to claim that she receives death threats (which I don't doubt), and that fear over her daughter's safety has also caused her to consider drastic action:
A certain part of the tabloid media created such a hate campaign against me, that they put my life and my daughter's life at risk. That's why I considered killing myself because I thought, if I'm dead, she's safe and she can be with her father. And that's the truth. I'm sick of it.
See that Heather? It's a new river that's just been created from my tears.
Face it Heather - you've spent your entire life trying to get close to people who could help you get what you wanted. That's why you fucked all those rich Arab dudes back in the day, and that's why you married Paul McCartney. Your entire sickening life has been geared toward becoming rich and famous and having people think you were important - and now you've achieved that, but you don't want the "negative" attention?
All your life people have been holding you down, right Heather? And they're doing it again aren't they Heather? And all you ever wanted was a nice quiet life with your true love Paul - but that went to shit too because even Paul victimized you. Everyone victimizes you. The whole human race does nothing but spend its time thinking of ways it can fuck with your shit. "Hey, I've got an idea - let's wait for that Mills chick to go walking by, then have some cop on a motorcycle run her leg over so they'll have to lop it off!" Oh, what a laugh we all had when we came up with that one. And when we all conspired to make up that story about you killing the lady's dog with your fireworks display - we were practically rolling on the floor in hysterics.
Yes Heather, it's a conspiracy - everyone is out to get you. People in the press, and all the nasty fly-fart blogs like this one, and random strangers you meet on the street - we're all in on it. So, I'd say you might just as well kill yourself. Cause the bullying is never gonna stop Hopsy - not as long as you continue amusing us.
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