Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi attended a Louis Vuitton gala together last night. So that means they're still a couple. It actually was the dumb dog that had Ellen so despondent a couple weeks ago, not some break-up.
I don't know what you all think of these two, but I've always kind of suspected there was something funny going on. Something about Portia - I don't know, she just looks like the kind of chick who'd really unload on a person physically if given the chance. I think she slaps Ellen around some. I don't know anything - it's just a guess based on the fact that her face annoys me, and Ellen just seems like the kind of sad-sack who'd sit there and let some crazy broad smack the shit out of her.
