Eva Longoria has decided to take husband Tony Parker's name, and will henceforth be known as Eva Longoria Parker. Of course she's excited about it:
I completely adopted the new name and I love it ... I'm a Parker now. ... I love every bit of it ... I like the tradition of changing the name.
No Eva, sorry, but you do not love it that much. No one loves anything as much as you claim to love being Mrs. Parker. And Ellen Degeneres doesn't love that dog as much as she says either. You celeb types, you're always going on and on about how much you love everything, but it's all hyperbole. It comes from working in a profession where everything is hyped way out of proportion - eventually you just absorb those tendencies. You think you love it, but in ten minutes you may very well hate it. That's just how you crazy famous people are.
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