Paris Hilton was in Toronto this week, I'm not sure why - maybe as part of her international spread-the-herp campaign. Anyway, during said trip, Paris had occasion to dress up in a skeleton costume - is Halloween early in Canada or was she just on something? - and go gallivanting about. In the midst of said gallivanting, Paris happened upon an adult video store advertising her infamous sex tape One Night in Paris. This got under Paris's skin, and she reportedly stormed into the store and began ripping down the posters. While doing so Paris reportedly screamed:
You guys can't use my image in a porn store. I'm going to call my lawyer and sue the shit out of this place. ... I really want them down because they're mean and this is not right. I'm really serious, this is disgusting. And I want the other ones too or I'm calling the fucking cops.
Oh, by the way - this was all caught by surveillance cameras. Reporters working for Canada's CTV were allowed to view the tapes and transcribe Paris's words. The porn-store owners are right now peddling the tape to various tabloids - despite a warning from Paris's people that a defamation suit would ensue should they attempt such a thing - and have reportedly been offered $500,000 for it.
I find it amusing, first of all, that anyone would try making money selling One Night in Paris when it is readily available for free pretty much all over the place. I guess there are still schmos out there who've never heard of the internet.
Secondly, I didn't realize there were still heterosexuals who got turned on by Paris anyway. I thought everyone was past that. Maybe I'm not up on my hetero-culture as much as I should be.
Thirdly...Paris. What are you going to do? Go around destroying all evidence of your shameful activities? That would take at least 50,000 years. I know you want to freeze yourself and be thawed out once they've found a cure for whatever mutated super-VD you die from, but even then, I doubt you'd have enough time to find all of it. Face it - that's who you are. The lice-ridden slut in the video who got sent to jail because she didn't know it was against the law to drive around without a license. Embrace that reality, Paris. Stop trying to portray yourself as that little innocent angel you drew in the picture you sent to Harvey Levin. Stop lying about being a pot-smoking harlot. Last I heard, your granddaddy Barron had decided he was going to give you your fortune, so what the hell do you care?
And Paris - there's a simple remedy for a tarnished public image: Stop being a public figure. Stop grubbing for publicity in every nook and cranny of the world. Stop posing for pictures. Stop taking movie roles. Just, stop. Please.
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