Britney Spears went completely wacky yesterday during her custody hearing in an L.A. County courtroom.
TMZ reports seeing Britney leave the courtroom a total of three times to go to the bathroom - once emerging with her hair changed and a different pair of sunglasses. What, did she think she was fooling the judge? "I'm not Britney your honorableness, I'm her cousin...Mitney...Mears..."
Britney did take time-out from her latest nervous breakdown to coin a new phrase which is sure to sweep the nation: "Eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it!" No, Britney was not giving us a list of her talents - she was actually responding to a question by a reporter stationed outside the courtroom. Of course she broke down crying after this. Apparently she spent most of her day crying, possibly because the parenting coach she's been assigned has handed the judge a less-than-sterling report on her mothering skills.
A new custody decision is expected Monday or Tuesday.
By the way, those who were wondering what ever happened to Cousin Alli - she was reportedly with Britney yesterday at the court house. Loyalty - ain't it lovely?
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