Jessica Simpson and Lance Armstrong may be having sex. At the very least, Lance is said to be interested in Jessica. The two were reportedly at some crazy silhouette sex-show at the Box nightclub in New York when Lance became smitten with the chesty sometime-blonde "singer/actress." Witnesses say Lance "couldn't keep his eyes" off Jessica. Was she dressed up like a dude?
Jessica was reportedly very interested in something at that show too - but it wasn't Lance. According to sources, Jessica was mesmerized by the nutty shadow-fucking taking place on-stage:
Jessica was fascinated by what was happening on stage behind the curtain and got her camera out to take some snaps. She was really enjoying the show.
They must've been doing anal. By the way, something occurs to me - could Jessica's occasional interest in allegedly-gay men like John Mayer and (maybe) Lance Armstrong have anything to do with her love of butt-sex? Those guys have had a lot of experience going in the backdoor. Maybe that's why Jessica digs them. Anyway, I hope the Lance and Jessica thing turns out to be true. Those two were made for each other: him with his one nut, and her with her one brain cell.
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