Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt may be a privileged blob, but she's no match for an African bad-ass like Zahara.
According to Star Magazine, little Shiloh is the punching-bag of the Jolie-Pitt clan, routinely taking beatings from the older kids - especially Zahara, who likes pulling Shiloh's hair and stealing her treats.
Shiloh also reportedly chipped a tooth during a particularly vicious rumble.
"Angie gets worried when Shi plays with them," says a source. "She always comes back with a scraped knee or a fat lip!"
Oh man, just wait until Shiloh is old enough to start whining about her life. You only think Angie and James Haven are bad.
"My childhood was a nightmare. My mother used to let all these little savages beat the hell out of me. I had to fight just to survive. I have gotten my entire body tattooed to reflect the sadness and torture of my upbringing. Plus my digestive tract is ruined from all the Cheetos."
Seriously, Shiloh is just going to resent the hell out of Angie and Brad when she's older. But that's just the way it is in that family. You're not normal unless you either hate or are perversely fixated on your blood relatives.
