Thursday, October 15, 2009

Avril Divorce

Avril Lavigne has filed for divorce from that guy whose name I can't spell, citing irreconcilable differences. Their main difference was that Avril wanted to fuck Dole Food billionaire Justin Murdock and the other guy wanted her to fuck only him and the hookers he brought over.

Avril indicated in the filing that she is not seeking spousal support, nor does she intend forking over any dough to Whibley. You should've been nicer to her, Whibley. Now you'll have to get a job and/or use your charms on Selena Gomez.