Should Jon Gosselin ever become lonely for the sounds of multiple screaming babies, or yearn to once again know the feel of a bloodsucking woman's touch, he now knows where he can go:Octomom's.
"I kind of have a crush on Jon Gosselin," Octo revealed in an interview. "I think he’s hot!"
You and every opportunistic, near-sighted, low-self-esteem having nut-job on the planet.
Fortunately, Octo has no plans on pursuing Jon or anyone else right now. She says she will only begin dating when "the kids are older." And after she's managed to sell off a few of them to those Burmese gangsters who've been hanging around.
