Balloon Boy continues to charm us with his adorable antics. Yesterday it was hiding in an attic for hours while we watched the balloon he wasn't in sail across Colorado, this morning it was blowing chunks while Anne Curry attempted to interview his dipshit father on the Today Show. What will Balloon Boy do for an encore? Write his name in the snow with pee while armpit-farting The Stars and Stripes Forever? I can't wait.