While in Venice, Lily Allen evidently got high and staggered naked onto a hotel balcony. She was so stoned she didn't even realize someone was taking her picture. Her handler, or whoever that guy is, came out to cover her up before she embarrassed herself.Okay, here's what really happened. Lily Allen was sitting around her hotel room in Venice when she got bored. So she called up some photographer she knows and told him to station himself across the canal from her balcony. She then ripped her shirt off and pretended to stagger outside in a daze. "Oh my gosh, is someone taking a picture of my titties? I'm soooooooo high."
Lily's jealous that Katy Perry gets all the attention these days. Maybe she should begin fucking Russell Brand.
