Monday, October 5, 2009

Suri's Day Off


Tom and Katie finally gave Suri a day off from distracting everyone from how insane they are, and made Connor go out with them for the daily photo op. "Let them haul the dark one around for a change," Suri growled. "I want to stay in and play with my fucking dollies for once. It's not like it's doing you two assholes any good. Everyone still thinks you're fucking nuts. And I'm fucking adorable and everyone loves me. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it midget boy."