Friday, October 16, 2009

Getting Worse

Jon Gosselin is being sued by TLC for breach of contract. The cable network claims Jon violated his agreement by appearing on other networks for pay and talking shit about the show he used to star in with his Gorgon wife Kate.

By the time Kate and TLC are done with him, Jon will be living under a freeway overpass. If anyone should see him staggering down the road in tattered clothes holding a misspelled "Will Work for Weed" sign, please fight the urge to run him over.

Picking little bits of douchebag out of your grille is no fun. Trust me.